A new kind of monkey that looks like people was just discovered. It’s only the second new monkey discovered in 28 years, and while new species discoveries are often tragic because they are due to habitat destruction and the murderous kidnappin’ manbeast, these guys are healthy and chillin’, nestled deep in untouched magic rainforest. They look like little wise wizards. I feel like this dude could just casually stroll out of the jungle and tell all the humans to stop being dicks and turn off our psychosis, gluttony, and naturecrusher machines. We’d have to listen because it’s a cool ass talking monkey sage.
Sit under a tree. Eat a leaf.